Like, oh my gawd, I don’t know why everyone’s getting all worked up over the name of the new bank created with the merger of International Commercial Bank of China and Chiao Tung Bank. I think it is such a totally awesome new name. Like the other day I was at the mall, and I thought, like wow, wouldn’t it be cool if there was like a mega-cool ATM machne I could stick my cash card into so I could go shopping. There’s like Breeze Center with all these really great shoe stores and stuff. And now there’s like this awesome new mega bank, with like this really cool name that’s totally cool ‘cuz it’s like one of the biggest banks in Asia now, and the name totally makes it look classy and stuff.
Mega Awesome
August 23rd, 2006 · 2 Comments
Tags: The Island
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Karl // Aug 23, 2006 at 11:20 am
Like oh my god! For sure.
Maoman // Aug 24, 2006 at 3:01 am
~groan~ I’m going to have to switch banks. What’s cooler than Mega Bank? E.Sun Bank? Sunny Bank? What about International Bank of Taipei with their “Bunny & Bunny” cash card? That sounds pretty international. Those stoopid Swiss bankers better be watching their backs, or George and Mary are going to steal all their clients. I liked it better when George was out of the closet with Marty. It took them only weeks before George and Marty was replaced with George and Mary. I wonder who ratted them out. I bet it was those some offshore island bank consortium - those guys are such killjoys.
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