The Taipei Kid

Rants/raves + false childhood memories

Foxy Chao

Call me crazy, but President Chen Shui-bian’s son-in-law and alleged insider trading, and rapper Foxy Brown seem to have some sort of weird connection. First of all, Chao Chien-ming has been busted for chewing gum in court, just like Foxy Brown. Foxy also missed a court date because of oral surgery, and Chao just happens to be an oral surgeon! Weird, but true.

1. Anonymous - November 26, 2006

hi wannabe,

what’s going on? You haven’t been posting for ages. We’ve been looking and looking and just the same old posts about foxes and chickens and flirty microwaves. Your readers need you.

We want wanna! We want wanna!

2. Jim Skim - December 4, 2006

All I know is that I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS.

Other than that, I want Chen, his son-in-law, his son, his daughter, and his wife to be put into a Steel Cage for a fight to the finish amongst them. Drop a butter knife into the cage so that they have a weapon to use. The “Saw” series of movies has lessons for all of us.