Rants/raves + false childhood memories
Two women got in a catfight at California Gym after one, um, passed gas in the jacuzzi. Full story (in Chinese) here.
Posted by Administrator on 04.14.2008 at 12:13 pm// Tagged: The City
since when do people resort to violence for settling disputes such as this?
Given the sulphur content of most of the hot-spring baths here and relatively open farting and belching that goes on, I’m surprised anybody noticed. Of course, it would have been hilarious if the other woman had done a crazy-ass Austin Powers laugh to get away with it.
Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin: Sorry baby. I didn’t know it was your turn!
A dogfight at the Dunhua and Chungshiao California Gym took place when someone tried to film guys showering on his cell phone took place just last week. I just caught the end of it, with a couple of “foreigners” cornering the offender in a toilet stall. California called the cops, and filmmaker was taken off shortly thereafter. People might be advised to take care of their goodies when pumping up.
Two Indians talking on a London bus:
“woom” - “voomp” - “no - vroomb” - on and on it went until a London gentleman interrupted the dialog, saying:
“it is whomb - spelled w.h.o.m.b.”
Whereupon the one Indian replies:
“excuse me sir, but have you ever heard an elephant fart?”
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